Jokes of The Day 😁

[Devesh]

:rofl :rofl

 

[Devesh]

A Chinese man's wife dies 1 year after marriage...[DISAPPOINTED FACE]

Sardar tries to console Chinese but doesn't know what to say..

Sardar : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti...

[FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND WINKING EYE][CAT FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

 

[superdudebuddy]

 

[Sanjeev]

Sick leave

Dear Sir ,

Sending you this leave application.

I will not come as my eyes have come. If I come with my coming eyes then your eyes will come & you will not come. But still if you come with your coming eyes all office eyes will come & all will not come . so I will not come and all will come . I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming.

yours Sincerely

Ms. Nayana Aale

 

[Sateesh_Hyd]

Fun & Jokes

Hi All

Let's share the fun and jokes.

FUNNY INTERVIEW[OK HAND SIGN][THUMBS UP SIGN]

Officer : What Is Your Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Tell Me Properly.

Candidate : M Prashanth Sir.

Officer : Your Father's Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : M. Prasad Sir.

Officer : Your Native Place ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate : No, Maddila Palem Sir.

Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : (Angrily)[ANGRY FACE]What Is It ?

Candidate : Metric Pass Sir.

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Money Problem Sir.

Officer : Describe Your Personality ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..

Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.

Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, [DISAPPOINTED BUT RELIEVED FACE]You May Go
Now....

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??

Candidate : My Performance Sir.

Officer : M P. ra

Candidate : [FLUSHED FACE]What Is That Sir. ....??

Officer : Musukoni Po ra ..[POUTING FACE]

Candidate: M P. Sir.

Officer : Now What Is Thissss ????

Candidate: My Pleasure Sir.
[FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

 

[Sateesh_Hyd]

RE: Fun & Jokes

On the first night, the groom[BOY] had s#x with the bride[PRINCESS] in indian style twice.

He [BOY] was getting ready for the same position for the 3rd time
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she [PRINCESS] asked lets try some other style na...
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Groom shocked

Gathering some courage he asked: which one???????
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She:-
1) NECK-TO-NECK
2) COWGIRL
3) BUG ON A LEAF
4) SIDE RIDER
5) LOLLIPOP
6) BANANA SPLIT
7) STAIDING TIGER
8) LOTUS
9) EXTENDED OTTOMAN
10) UPRIGHT FLIGHT
11) LOVE HUG
12) HOPPING BUNNY
13) FACING STRADDLE
14) RODEO
15) SADDLE STRADDLE
16) STAIRMASTER
17) SEATED LADY
18) DEEP STICK
19) LEAPING FROG
20) LEG GLIDER
21) RUNNING LUNGER
22) THE DRAGON
23) THE STAND AND DELIVER
24) PRETZEL
25) ARM CHAIR
26) TABLETOP
27) GRASS IN THE MEADOW
28) WATERFALL
29) STARIWAY TO HEAVEN
30) SPIN CYCLE
31) SWISS BALL BLITZ
32) THE ELEVATOR
33) THE FACE SITTER
34) SIXTY NINE
35) HOVERING BUTTERFLY
36) THE SPIDER
37) THE FUSION
38) SNOW ANGEL
39) THE X POSITION
40) SPOON FACING
41) GIFT WRAPPED
42) SPORK
43) CRAB s#x
44) BUTTERFLY
45) THE CLIP
46) THE CLOSE-UP
47) THE SEDUCTION
48) CLASSIC WOMEN ON TOP
49) MAGIC BULLET
50) LUST AND THRUST
She: let's do any one these...

[CONFOUNDED FACE][FLUSHED FACE] abt to be unconscious he asked, how do you know about these.., where did you learn all this??????????????
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She: I am from IIN[SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES][WHITE SMILING FACE]

 

[Sateesh_Hyd]

[JAPANESE SYMBOL FOR BEGINNER]Life is a Visiting Card,
[DANCER]Wife is a Memory Card,
[MAN]pati is A T M card,
[BRIDE WITH VEIL]girl friend is a Debit card,
[HAPPY PERSON RAISING ONE HAND]padosan is a greeting card,
[INFORMATION DESK PERSON]saali is a Recharg card,
[FAMILY]Mother father is Pan card,
[BOY]saala is a " FARZI CARD ",
[MAN AND WOMAN HOLDING HANDS]child is a Identity card,
[MENS SYMBOL][MENS SYMBOL]But Friends are "AADHAR" Card..
Har jagah pe Kaam Aayege.
[HEART WITH RIBBON][HEART WITH RIBBON][HEART WITH RIBBON][HEART WITH RIBBON][HEART WITH RIBBON][HEART WITH RIBBON][HEART WITH RIBBON][HEART WITH RIBBON]

 

[Sateesh_Hyd]

103 Punjabi passengers and only 40 meals.

A flight attendant on an airline's cross-country flight nervously announced about 30 minutes outbound from Punjab, “I don’t know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers on board and only 40 dinners..."

When the passengers’ muttering had died down, she continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free unlimited hard drinks during the entire journey in the flight.”... [BEER MUG][BEER MUG]

Her next announcement came an hour and a half later,
“If anyone wants to change his/her mind, we still have 40 dinners available!"
[CLINKING BEER MUGS][CLINKING BEER MUGS][CLINKING BEER MUGS]

 

[Sajee]

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

 

[TushShar]

teacher: where is your hw student: i have posted it in your wall