Jokes of The Day 😁

[Sandeep23]

दिल्ली में 'Congress पार्टी' की मीटिंग है जिसमें यह तय किया जाएगा कि 17मई के बाद पार्टी को OLX पर बेचा जाए या QUIKER पर...

 

[superdudebuddy]

Modi to nittish- How many seats you got?
nitish- 2 seats.
modi- I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to do next?
nitish- Resign as CM of my state.
modi-Me too.

 

[Thakur]

 

[Tech Info]

12 Boys planed to propose a
girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats
confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya –
OVER CONFIDENCE!

 

[Tech Info]

A Very True Fact..

That moment when you're
writing in an exam and you want
everyone to know you're ahead
so you flip the page as loud as
possible.

 

[Anup Tiwari]

good swimmer

:clap

 

[hike]

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA ..


A few days later he got this reply:




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,


You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.


ThankS

Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."


Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued... .... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga..




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya



You do not meet -----aap to millat hee naheen ho



our requirement ----- humko tum ka jaroorat hai



Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno jaroorat na hee.



No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee jaroorat na hee hai



shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.



Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.



Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.



created by ssparikshya

Ha ha ha....
....fab....awesome

 

[mpvelu]

If its in English every one would enjoy

 

[superdudebuddy]

2100 का हिन्दी का प्रशन पत्र.

प्रशन= किसी भी कवी के गीत का भावार्थ लिखे !!

उत्तर= "Blue Eyes hypnotize तेरी करती है मैनू ,
I swear छोटी dress में Bomb लगदी मैनू''

-प्रस्तुत गीत अथवा कविता इस सदी के महान कवि 'योयो हनी सिंह' द्वारा संकलित -पुस्तिका 'Blue Eyes ' से उद्घृत है। जिसके रचयिता 'श्री हनी सिंहजी' भाव-विभोर हो कह उठते हैं कि,

''हे देवी ! तेरे नीले नेत्र मुझे सम्मोहित कर रहे हैं।.

 

[Dinesh jain]

hahahaha...gud one bro