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[jenius-jatt]

103 Punjabi passengers and only 40 meals.

A flight attendant on an airline's cross-country flight nervously announced about 30 minutes outbound from Punjab, “I don’t know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers on board and only 40 dinners..."

When the passengers’ muttering had died down, she continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free unlimited hard drinks during the entire journey in the flight.”... [BEER MUG][BEER MUG]

Her next announcement came an hour and a half later,
“If anyone wants to change his/her mind, we still have 40 dinners available!"
[CLINKING BEER MUGS][CLINKING BEER MUGS][CLINKING BEER MUGS]

So its very shame that only 40 meals for Punjabi's as they are producing 75% of weat for country which you Eat daily & flush out in the morning. Joke is good if it is not targeted to a certain community. Thanks :k

 

[Gssran]

So its very shame that only 40 meals for Punjabi's as they are producing 75% of weat for country which you Eat daily & flush out in the morning. Joke is good if it is not targeted to a certain community. Thanks :k

its about our drinking habit bro, nothing else,
You know no one can beat us in drinking,[emoji12][emoji12]

 

[jenius-jatt]

its about our drinking habit bro, nothing else,
You know no one can beat us in drinking,[emoji12][emoji12]

OK I will not encourage that because I never ever Drink . But also no one can beat us in Food production

 

[Gssran]

OK I will not encourage that because I never ever Drink . But also no one can beat us in Food production

& no one can beat us in future too,
In both Food Production & Drinking,
Note - Drinking is not Good for Heath.

 

[Prateek Marwadi]

OK I will not encourage that because I never ever Drink . But also no one can beat us in Food production

bro... in food production Uttar Pradesh is no. 1 as per the indian govt. reports.
Punjab n M.P. followed.

 

[jenius-jatt]

bro... in food production Uttar Pradesh is no. 1 as per the indian govt. reports.
Punjab n M.P. followed.

I think it is better not go offtopic now and about all GOV There is no Mahngai Its all in papers . Also for your kind information there are 20 to 30% Production by Punjabi's in UP ,I also had land in UP. If I count about Punjabi's services to the Nation then it would be Endless story
So...

 

[TushShar]

can anyone comment on my joke

 

[Prateek Marwadi]

can anyone comment on my joke

once i stop laughing then comment

 

[Prateek Marwadi]

I think it is better not go offtopic now and about all GOV There is no Mahngai Its all in papers . Also for your kind information there are 20 to 30% Production by Punjabi's in UP ,I also had land in UP. If I count about Punjabi's services to the Nation then it would be Endless story
So...

i think u did not understand what i wanted to say.
btw i m 100% agreeing to whatever u said.

 

[TushShar]

please
dont mind bro, but why you on every thread whenever i post something
why you quote me bro what a joke