Jokes of The Day 😁

[TushShar]

bro please any1 comment on what i rote in general thread

 

[TushShar]

bro please any1 comment on what i rote in general chat thread

 

[Sajee]

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

 

[Sajee]

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

 

[Anup Tiwari]

Good joke

 

[Sajee]

A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then
she hung up.

"Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What
happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

 

[Sajee]

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

 

[jenius-jatt]

Ha..haa..Good one sajee bro

 

[Devesh]

Don't worry guys, everything is fine. My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now. Sorry for the inconvenience caused.


From :- Rajnikant
Mind It....

 

[Sajee]

A teacher asked a student to write 55.

Student asked: How?

Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

Teacher: What are you waiting for?

Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!