Jokes of The Day 😁

[Devesh]

 

[nitin26]

TO,
All married men
"Position of Husband is like a Split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside d house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."

 

[Jerome.J]

TO,
All married men
"Position of Husband is like a Split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside d house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."

 

[Jerome.J]

Joke of election

Some one behaving like PM while campaining and original PM nowhere in picture.

Hahaha

Exactly.

 

[AsitPaul]

Mollah Nasiruddin was very famous for his wit.

Once he was invited to deliver speech.

Nasiruddin stood and asked audience:

Kya aap jante ho main ka bolne ja raha hu?

audience: nehi

Nasir: Jab nehi jante ho toh mera bolne ka kya faida?

another day:

Nasir: Kya aap jante ho main kya bolne ja raha hu?

audience: Haan!

Nasir: Jab jante hi ho toh mera bolne ka kya faida?

Another meeting

Nasir asked same question
This time half of audiences replied HAAN and other half NEHI.

Nasir: Jo log jante ho, yaha aa ke bolo, aur jo log nehi jante ho, dhyan se suno.

 

[Sanjeev]

PJ ka baap...

??A potato was interrogated by police...
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After three hours of torture he brokedown and said :
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Main batata hoon...
Main batata hoon!
And the saaga continues
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??A Banana was also interrogated & tortured by the police
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After several hours he too broke down & said ..
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Ho mich kela....
Ho mich kelaaa!!!
One more similar story
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?Wheat was arrested under section 377, was also interrogated & tortured by the police
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He too confessed....
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Haan saab main gay hu....
Haan saab main gay hu!!!
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?Do you know about the peacock who got arrested????
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It died during police interrogation
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Now he is no MOR....
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?Bandar yeh sab sunkar itna disturb ho gaya,
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He went to the Himalayas
for Monkey Shanti....
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[tech_genie]

Why Men Wear Earrings

Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is
curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense".

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods
him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one ?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

 

[Devesh]

Swatantra bharat ke itihas me ye pehli bar ho raha hai k yuva 14 feb. Se jyada 16 may mei interested hai,,.

 

[superdudebuddy]

Arnab: BJP need 272

Alia bhat: in how many overs??

 

[superdudebuddy]

Manmohan: madamji yeh 44 seats ka kya karu ???

Sonia: OLX pe bech de....... lol