Jokes of The Day 😁

[Devesh]

BULLET wala SCOOTY wali se:-

kabhi BULLET chalai he ?

GIRL tez karke aage nikal gai.
...

BOY ne bhi speed badhai aur barabar me aakar :

Kabhi BULLET chalai hai??

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GIRL slow ho gayi.

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Aage jakar boy ka ACCIDENT ho gaya

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GIRL:-
Aur chala le BULLET..

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BOY:-
KAMINI BANDARIYA yahi to puch raha tha,

bullet chalai hai to bata de BREAK kaise lagate hain..!

 

[pphanse81]

2 Ladkiyan bus me,
seat ke liye lad rahi thi..... :nj
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Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho?
Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye... :huh
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Bas fir kya....
Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi... :rofl

 

[pphanse81]

The question (India's Tour of SA)

Zaheer Khan: The first question was whether I wanted to
come back...... :nj

Gautam Gambhir: The first question was whether they wanted to me
to come back..... :wall

Source: Cricinfo

 

[balu]

Dear Maths,
I liked you, until you hooked up with the alphabets!
Sincerely,
Student!

 

[balu]

An Indian girl married a Spanish and went to Spain.

As she can't speak Spanish. Each time she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & shows her thighs to enable the seller understand her.

This went on for sometime, one day she wanted to buy banana.

She took her husband to the shop... (don't laugh... you perverts...)

Because her husband can speak Spanish and could ask for banana in Spanish.

 

[tech_genie]

BASED ON THE RECENT NEWS ABOUT SPOT-FIXING SCANDAL:

 

[IndiaN]

BASED ON THE RECENT NEWS ABOUT SPOT-FIXING SCANDAL:
Good One Bro

 

[superdudebuddy]

BASED ON THE RECENT NEWS ABOUT SPOT-FIXING SCANDAL:

 

[Devesh]

[SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES]
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.

A. Monopoly should be broken.

B. Competition improves the quality of service.

If you have 1 wife, she fights with you!

If you have 2 wives, they will fight for you!

Feel the difference & decide..

 

[nitin26]

Joke of election

Some one behaving like PM while campaining and original PM nowhere in picture.

Hahaha