Jokes of The Day 😁

[geekvishal]

d2h to Dino
Should we add Star Sports 2, sir?

 

[chinnupepsi4all]

d2h to Dino
Should we add Star Sports 2, sir?

 

[balu]

IPl 6:
The Tata Sky channel number of Sony Six HD for showing IPL matches is 420. We should have taken the cue of things to come!

 

[Johny]

Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

 

[Johny]

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

 

[Vadirocks]

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

Lol,,,,,,,,,,,, Nice Shots

 

[Johny]

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

 

[Johny]

2 Dost Suicide karne gae,

Pahala dost : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!"

Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job."

 

[Bapun]

Newton's 1st law of love,,
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Love can neither be created nor
be destroyed,,
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It can be only transferred
from
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Ex to Next

 

[Bapun]