Jokes of The Day 😁

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[Dipak Kataria]

GOOD.......................PICCCCC

 

[Devesh]

Girls Marks in Computer:" 99/100 Don't Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely )
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Boys Marks In Computer:" 44/100 Knows how To HacK Computer)

 

[Johny]

Good one Devesh. Go ahead. Pls keep in mind the rules & regulations.

 

[Vadirocks]

Girls Marks in Computer:" 99/100 Don't Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely )
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Boys Marks In Computer:" 44/100 Knows how To HacK Computer)

Yup! I Had Same Kind of Experience With My Classmates

 

[Johny]

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:

"I'm afraid he died last week. " she explains.


The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."


The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:


"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"


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" Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . .

 

[Vadirocks]

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:

"I'm afraid he died last week. " she explains.


The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."


The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:


"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"


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" Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . .

Lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Very Nice

 

[Johny]

Before & After marriage----



Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage, you can read it from below to top !!!!

 

[Devesh]

good one.

 

[Devesh]

What is mixed Emotions????
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Ans: Your greatest enemy falls from 8th floor,
on your brand new car and
you dont know whether to
laugh or to cry........