Jokes of The Day 😁

[Johny]

Good one Devesh.

 

[Johny]

Pls find the question and answer below :-

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

 

[Johny]

Why Men make better friends than women?

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.


Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her Husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

 

[Johny]

If somebody posted earlier - Pls excuse me :-

Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our Network
Follows."

 

[Johny]

When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
and after marriage it is self-defense.

 

[Johny]

Conversation between husband and wife :-

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

 

[Johny]

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

 

[Johny]

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

 

[Bapun]

Cooling style

 

[Johny]

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?

Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.

Customer : I bet you, it won't.

Post Master : Why not?

Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.