Jokes of The Day 😁

[Devesh]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Very nice bro

4 Beta

 

[Tech Info]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

 

[Johny]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Nice joke Tech Info. Expecting more jokes.

 

[Tech Info]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Thanks..

 

[Tech Info]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

EK aadmi ko raste me pathar pda hua mila..
uspe likha tha
ise palat do,ap kuch ban jaoge,
aadmi ne use palat dya...jse hi palta uspe likha tha..
mubarak ho,ap bevkuf ban gye...

 

[Devesh]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Very nice tech info

4 Beta

 

[Tech Info]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Thanks...

 

[Tech Info]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."

 

[Tech Info]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Extreme fashion..??
Dhoti with zip.

Extreme secrecy..??
Blank Visiting Card

Extreme Stupidity..??
Looking through keyhole of a glass door

Extreme kanjusi..??
A person after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to 108

Extreme lie..??
An African taking bath & singing 'Paani mein jale mera gora badan'

And Extreme injustice..??
If you enjoy the post an don't click on like button..!

 

[geekvishal]

Mysterious radio signals from 11billion light years away detected. - Times of India
aur idhar tower ke 100 meter pass TATA docomo ka signal nahi milraha he.

ROFL!