Jokes of The Day 😁

[ssjambla]

All Husbands are like Bluetooth….
Always connected when wife is around…
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the
new Devices.. !!

 

[Johny]

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

 

[Johny]

who is a girl friend?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

 

[Johny]

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one? "

 

[Johny]

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

 

[Johny]

Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"

It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot by others".

 

[geekvishal]

Re: The Daily Jokes Thread

 

[anilsk01]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Husband asks,Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No,it means-With id*ot for Ever

 

[Devesh]

Cute dada giri..
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child prayed god "plz give me a cycle"
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But he didn't get any cycle...
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next day he stole a ganesh statue
& wrote letter to lord shiva
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"agar bacha chahiye to cycle
le kar mandir aaja..


4 Beta

 

[Tech Info]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Teacher:"Water ka Molecular formula
batao ???
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Student:"H2O + Mgcl2 + Caso4 +
Alcl3 + NaoH
+ KOH +HNO3 + HCL
+ CO2...
Teacher:"Ye answer galat hai..
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Student:"Maam ye Naale ka pani
hai.