Jokes of The Day 😁

[Greatachiever]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

good joke bapun bro.

 

[tataskyfreak]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

unko nahi thi hamare pyar ki khabar
unko nahi thi hamare pyar ki khabar
Sayari galat ho gaye RUBBER do RUBBER

 

[tataskyfreak]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Papa: Beta khoob padai karo or is bar exams me
90% marks lana.
Beta:Nhi papa me 101% launga
Papa:beta majaak nahi karte.
Beta:shuru kisne kiya tha?

haaaaaa
bapun bhai badhia joke marila

 

[Biswajit.HD]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

SRK : Jisko 11 mulko ki police dhoond rahi thi... usko Wankhede ke security guard ne pakada.... !!!

 

[mystic]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

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[ssparikshya]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

SRK : Jisko 11 mulko ki police dhoond rahi thi... usko Wankhede ke security guard ne pakada.... !!!

Ha Ha Ha
The 1st joke that happen in reality

 

[mystic]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Exam are over for some members of ddf,
so here is some passtime from exam time......
(1)
अध्यापक प्रेमसुख (छात्रों से) - जिन बच्चों के सवाल हल हो गए है, वे दो बार फिर से चेक कर लें। :c
चिंटू- सर, मैंने तो अब तक पांच बार चेक कर लिए है। :wlcm
अध्यापक- वैरी गुड...! :k
चिंटू - ...पर सर, हर बार इसका उत्तर अलग क्यों आ रहा है? :huh :damn :damn

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(2)
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.
can you guess, what the question was???

They asked:
"So, Which Platform are you Working on ?" :lol

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(3)
Cricket is getting excited day by day with IPL 2012 n next T20 wc...

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

 

[Gagan]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Nice jokes mate. :lol

 

[Gagan]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Government kehti h
K ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshit hota h....
Koi ya puche ki uske collage jane se jo 40 ladke fail ho jate h unka kya?

 

[Bapun]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Wife : Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Daala...??
Husband :
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Tere Baap Ne Hi kaha Tha,
Meri Beti Phool ki Tarha hai
Ise MurJane Math Dena ...!! =P =D =P