Jokes of The Day 😁

[Gagan]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Teacher:
Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?

Sam:
MS Excel
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John:
MS Word

Matt:
MS PowerPoint

Santa:
After Thinking a lot:
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“MS Dhoni” lol :lol

 

[Niraj Rathod]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

ms dhoni :rofl

 

[iS THAT ME]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

LoL...All of them have a common MS feature....'Fail'

 

[Gagan]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Santa Banta Ek Din Film Se RelatedBaat Kar Rahe The To Achanak Se Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha.
Santa: “ Deepa Mehta Ne Ek Film Lesbeens Par Banayi Naam Rakha Fire Ab Wo Gay Ke Upar Film Bana Rahi Hai Socho Uska Naam Kya Hoga? ”
Banta: “ Pata Nahi ”
Santa: “ Backfire “ :lol

 

[iS THAT ME]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Hayhaha.....back fire...

 

[Gagan]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Santa's son: Papa agar aap ko Rs10 aur Rs5 raaste mein parhay
miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge ??
Santa : 10 Rs ka..
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain..
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2no bhi to utha saktey ho =p :lol

 

[omparkash sharma]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

very good jokes

 

[Gagan]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Wife:- Maine Aap ki Birthday ke liye itna Mehnga Suit lia hy k bus?

Husband:- Shukar hy, mera b khayal aya, Lao Dikhao…?

Wife:- “Mai abhi pehen k ati hon” :lol :lol

 

[omparkash sharma]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

fine joke

 

[Gagan]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Thanks bro. :tup