Jokes of The Day 😁

[harsh_hk]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Ek ladki ne 400 meter race me ladko ko aaram se hara diya.

Saheli=tune ye kaise kiya?

Ladki=me pichhe se skirt utha ke bhagi koi aage hi nahi gaya.

 

[Gagan]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Pappu Rocks
Physics ka baap: All scientists fail 2 answer this but Pappu rocks.
Q: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
A: Besan ke pakode

 

[Bapun]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

In Hindi: :lol


Dosti ka safar lamba hai to kya howa"

"Thoda tum chalo"

"Thoda hum chalein"

Phir "RAKSHA" kra lein gey.
(,'')>
/))
_/\_
Kia khayal hai...??... :lol

In English:

So what if the journey is a long friendship.
Some you travel.
Some We travel.
Then we'll take riksha.
(,'')>
/))
_/\_
What say :lol

 

[Gssran]

The Daily Jokes Thread

Good one bro.


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[mystic]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Pappu Rocks
Physics ka baap: All scientists fail 2 answer this but Pappu rocks.
Q: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
A: Besan ke pakode

Good one....... :skd

 

[mystic]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

एक छोटा-सा बच्चा लगातार चॉकलेट खा रहा था, सो, उसे देखकर एक भलेमानस से रहा नहीं गया, और वह बोला, "बेटे, इतनी ज़्यादा चॉकलेट खाना अच्छी बात नहीं होती..." :c

बच्चे ने मुस्कुराते हुए कहा, "अंकल, क्या आप जानते हैं, मेरे दादाजी जब गुज़रे, उनकी उम्र 105 साल थी..." :nj

भलेमानस ने हैरान होते हुए पूछा, "क्या वह भी इसी तरह चॉकलेट खाया करते थे...?" :huh

बच्चे ने तपाक से जवाब दिया, "नहीं, वह अपने काम से काम रखते थे..." :gn

Source: Internet

 

[omparkash sharma]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Good Jokes Also Suggestion.....

 

[Gssran]

The Daily Jokes Thread

Good one Mystic bhai.


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[ssparikshya]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

good joke had in it

 

[Bapun]

RE: The Daily Jokes Thread

Papa: Beta khoob padai karo or is bar exams me
90% marks lana.
Beta:Nhi papa me 101% launga
Papa:beta majaak nahi karte.
Beta:shuru kisne kiya tha?