Jokes of The Day 😁

[Rajkumar]

I've been running around the neighbourhood since morning, ringing doorbells and asking everyone. They all have either Airtel or Tata Sky.

Indirectly targeting Dishtv

 

[Rom1moR]

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody in her neighborhood love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 feet 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

 

[Rajkumar]

 

[Sumit05]

In operation theatre:
Doctor: We are going to give you local anesthesia now.
South Delhi Girl: Why local? Branded Nahi Hai?

 

[Sumit05]

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees!

 

[Amit1079]

KNOCK KNOCK....

Basanti: "Kaun hai?"

Thakur : "Thakur"

Basanti:
"Thakur kaun"

Thakur:
"Bina hathwalla
pagli".

Basanti :"Aaj bade sexy mood mein lag rahe ho Thakur"

Thakur: "Nahi toh, kyun..?"

Basanti: 'Chal jhoothe... fir knock kaise kiya?"

 

[Sumit05]

Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants

 

[Sai Jai]

 

[Rajkumar]

https://twitter.com/x/status/926059994914500609

Source

 

[Sumit05]

आदमी: बाबा घर में शांति कैसे लाऊँ?
बाबा: रात को पीछे के दरवाज़े से।