Jokes of The Day 😁

[Sumit05]

UK Judge to Mallya: you looted the Indian Republic.
Mallya replied: the British empire looted India before me.
The judge smiled: you are one of us, bail granted!

 

[Sumit05]

Priest: Don't drink too much liquor. You will go to Hell.
Alcoholic: What about the guy who sells the liquor?
Priest: He will also go to Hell.
Alcoholic: What about him who sells snacks outside the Liquor Store?
Priest: He too will go to Hell.
Alcoholic: Then I have no problem in going to Hell!

 

[Rajkumar]

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[Rajkumar]

When you travel on Mumbai local train in peak hours....

 

[Sumit05]

In Padmavati:
Shahid carries the role of a gracious king.
Ranveer carries the role of a fearless warrior.
Deepika carries a Tanishq jewellery showroom!

 

[Rajkumar]

In Padmavati:
Deepika carries a Tanishq jewellery showroom!

 

[Rajkumar]

This 2006 video of Baba Ramdev before he started Patanjali

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1938081979799023

Source

 

[Sagar]

This 2006 video of Baba Ramdev before he started Patanjali

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1938081979799023

Source

:rofl:tambakhu khate huye (tobacco eating):tongue:

 

[Sumit05]

Waiter: Plain Rice or GST Rice?
Jaitley: What's GST?
Waiter: Ahh, that's complex to explain!

 

[Sumit05]

Uncle: What do you do?
Guy: Main Dard Mein Doobe Logon Ko Dawai Pilata Hun.
Uncle: Doctor Ban Gaye Ho Kya?
Guy: Nahi Uncle, Bar Mein Waiter Hun!