Jokes of The Day 😁

[Sumit05]

पति और पत्नी दोनों मिलकर दीवाली के लिए शॉपिंग की लिस्ट बना रहे थे।
पत्नी: सबसे पहले हमें क्या लेना है?
पति: लिखो, Loan!

 

[Rom1moR]

 

[christopher_pallante]

 

[Endgame]

How it can be a joke?

 

[ABCDEFGH]

New govt guidelines: If u keep your money in your pants/shirts and send them to laundry, you can be arrested on charges of Money Laundering.

 

[Abhi]

New govt guidelines: If u keep your money in your pants/shirts and send them to laundry, you can be arrested on charges of Money Laundering.

:rofl::rofl:

 

[Sumit05]

पत्नी: मोहबत अगर अंधी होती है तो फिर शादी क्या होती है?
पति: शादी आँखों का ऑपरेशन है।

 

[Sumit05]

Santa: What happened?
Banta: I got constipation.
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?
Banta: NO.
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!

 

[Sumit05]

Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other.
Banta: Who wins?
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!

 

[hindifun]

This joke must be on this forum:

HOW can they EVEN THINK that KHICHDI can be our NATIONAL DISH!?!?

I've been running around the neighbourhood since morning, ringing doorbells and asking everyone. They all have either Airtel or Tata Sky.