Jokes of The Day 😁

[Sumit05]

स्कूल में आग लग गई।
सब बच्चे खुश थे कि स्कूल नहीं जाना पड़ेगा पर एक बच्चा उदास था।
अध्यापक: बेटा तुम दुखी क्यों हों?
बच्चा: सर, आप ज़िन्दा कैसे बच गए?

 

[Ritesh]

I came home from work
Was tired. Sat down on the sofa, Put my feet up.

Wife brought me a glass of water. Son gave me a sheet of paper [emoji405]

English. 17 /100
Hindi. 35/100
Maths. 40 /100
Physics 37/100
Chemistry 42/100

I lost my temper
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Bloody id*ot, Duffer, Ullu da pattha, What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?
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Wife said...ek min suno toh

I told her
"Shut up. Its your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good. Bloody useless!!!"

Wife said...oh ho..sun toh lo

I said
"Kya sun lo. Reh kya gaya sun ne ke liye. Khandaan ki naak kat gayi. No one in our family has performed so badly ever."

Son said...
*"Papa i was cleaning old almirah. I found this. This is your marksheet."*

Me..[emoji53]☹[emoji21][emoji37]


Son...[emoji52]

Wife..[emoji57]

 

[Sumit05]

Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?
Boy: Why should I go?
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough!

 

[hike]

Those days School Bus

 

[Sagar]

Those days School Bus


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:hahagrin:rofl:tongue

 

[Sumit05]

A prisoner managed to escape after 12 years in prison.
When he got home his wife looked at him and said, "Where the hell have you been? They said on the news that you escaped 8 hours ago!"

 

[Sumit05]

पत्नी: आज मेरा जन्मदिन है। बोलो क्या गिफ्ट दोगे?
पति: बोलो क्या चाहिए?
पत्नी: कुछ ऐसा दो जिसे देख के मेरी आँख फ़टी की फ़टी रह जाये।
पति 5 किलो टमाटर खरीद लाया।

 

[Sumit05]

Pappu to the shopkeeper: Printer Ka Paper Dena.
Shopkeeper: A4?
Pappu: A for Apple. Tu Paper De Na Yaar!

 

[Ritesh]

After mobile number portability

Launching
*CM portability*


Your CM will be same, only service provider is changed,
( From RJD to BJP )

It's Chief Minister Portability.

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[Sumit05]

Lol CMP & PMP:lol