Jokes of The Day 😁

[Bapun]

Rofl

 

[HOUSE-MD]

Huh, this is exactly how all my school and college times were. Even copying is a skill and to do in a group is a real fun and i never had this in my entire life...

 

[Ritesh]

 

[Sumit05]

Boy: Would you like to go out with me?
Girl: No
Boy: Will you ever answer with yes?
Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you!

 

[Rajkumar]

 

[hike]

Pappu visited his in laws first time
Food was prepared to eat

Mother in law ask - which is your favorite dish?

Pappu replied with blushing - Tata Sky
:haha:haha:lol :lol

 

[hike]

Doctor: You have a Good news, Mrs...
She: Sry, I'm not married...
Doctor: Then, You have a bad news.. Miss :haha:grin

 

[Sumit05]

When the Astrologer said that I was born for Bigger Things in Life - Little did I know his predictions would be so accurate... I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL!

 

[sumitroy]

 

[Sumit05]

After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.
Doctor: What did you have for lunch?
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!