Jokes of The Day 😁

[Sajee]

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

 

[Vicky]

 

[Dileep Kumar]

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[Vicky]

 

[Rushil]

A famous inspirational speaker said:

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

Audience was in shock and silence..

He added: "she was my mother"

A big round of applause & laughter!


A very daring husband tried to crack this at home

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker "she was my mother"


By the time he gained his senses,

He was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!



Moral: Don't copy if u can't paste!

 

[Sajee]

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

 

[Sajee]

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

Boy: What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

 

[Thakur]

सुबह-सुबह फेसबुक और व्हाट्सएप्प पर 3-4 किलोमीटर तक
उँगलियाँ खिसकाना... इसे भी मॉर्निंग वाक ही माना
जाना चाहिए।

 

[Sajee]

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[mpvelu]

If it is in English, I also would have enjoyed.