Jokes of The Day 😁

[Vicky]

i have no joke but i have a funny questions- one of us has made a new team in ipl? the man who have made new team is member of dream dth? who is he

i think it's u :lol

 

[Bishnu15]

i think it's u :lol

May be Vicky bro.

 

[Vicky]

May be Vicky bro.

rofl:hehe

 

[TushShar]

no he is not any of us . you may see in cricket section in thread sa to tour india , venue announced

 

[Sajee]

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

 

[Dileep Kumar]

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[Sajee]

One teacher said this to his students before the final test.

"A" is for God.
"B" is for me and my wife.
"C" is for the perfect student.
"D & F" are for all other students.

 

[Vicky]

 

[Sajee]

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

 

[Dileep Kumar]

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