Jokes of The Day 😁

[ramesh skyPLAY]

Ok Bro, Next time definitely,

comes to this joke,

Its written, He not properly read Hindi, and reading Kannada Paper like he is PHD in Kannada...

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1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Ramu: Any great man born in this village???
Ramu: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Husband: Behen hai..!
Wife: To fir itni dheemi aawaz mein kis liye?
Husband: Teri hai is liye..

First one I can't understand, and the third one

 

[Hardeep jhand]

 

[somnath chakraborty]

 

[ramesh skyPLAY]

@somnath chakraborty Bro. How u collect these types of jokes?

 

[Akash J.B.]

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[Vishnu777]

This tweet made me...

NOTE : The tweet is not from my side.

Quit Umbrellas (@QUmbrellas) Tweeted:
#ThursdayThoughts why would a #kerala guy subscribe to #zeeodisha #d2h #videocond2h #trash https://t.co/8lZ0AsRGCY

https://twitter.com/x/status/1106145447511416833

Source

 

[Akash J.B.]

Why bro??

This tweet made me...

NOTE : The tweet is not from my side.

Quit Umbrellas (@QUmbrellas) Tweeted:
#ThursdayThoughts why would a #kerala guy subscribe to #zeeodisha #d2h #videocond2h #trash https://t.co/8lZ0AsRGCY

https://twitter.com/x/status/1106145447511416833

Source

 

[Vishnu777]

Why bro??

Look what is kept in the waste basket...

I thought it will be better to post it in this thread than d2h general discussion thread...

 

[Hardeep jhand]

 

[Rajkumar]