1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Ramu: Any great man born in this village???
Ramu: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Husband: Behen hai..!
Wife: To fir itni dheemi aawaz mein kis liye?
Husband: Teri hai is liye..