Jokes of The Day 😁

[Bapun]

 

[ashparan]

People say Marriage brings spice,tears, happiness,flavor & taste to life!

Does Pani Puri not do better job at a cheaper cost, and much quickly?

 

[tech_genie]

IMPORTANCE OF LITERACY :lol :lol :lol

:wall :wall :wall

 

[Vadirocks]

Reality of Indians!

-The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to Medical and Engineering colleges.

-The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB's to manage the First Class students.

-The 3rd Class students enter politics and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students.

-The Failures join the underworld and control politicians and businesses.

-Those who did not attend any school, become Swamis and everybody follows them.

Very Niceeeeeeeeee

 

[tech_genie]

EXPIRED

:angry

 

[Bapun]

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili
He.
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Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi
Car Nahi He!
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Santa: Abe Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife .. :O

 

[tech_genie]

 

[Bapun]

 

[Bapun]

Ek chuha (Rat) sharab k glass me
gir gaya...
Wahan se ek billi guzar rhi thi to
chuhe ne billi se kaha k
mujhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy
mujhy kha lena.
Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.
Chuha nikal kr bhaga or bil me
ghus gya
Billi na kaha : jhooty, dhokybaaz,
tum to keh rahy thy k mujhy nikalo,
beshak mjhy phir kha lena...
Chooha Muskuraya Or Bola : Jaan
naraz mat hona, Us waqt
main sharab k Nashy me tha... ::-D:-
P

 

[Raviteja]

Silly horror movie dialogue:
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Girl: "Kaun hai?
Kaun hai wahan?"
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Bolti to aise hain jaise Bhootkhud
bolega,
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"Haa Jaanu, Main hu, Kitchen mein
Pakode tal raha hu, Khaogi kya"