Jokes of The Day 😁

[Bapun]

 

[Bapun]

 

[tech_genie]

Presence of mind...awesome

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.
The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.
So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An id*ot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter".
To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him..
So the boy added immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!!". :k

After the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?"
To this the boy said, "I come from Brazil . The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!!!!!"
The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Brazil ".
To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?" :lol :lol :lol

Presence of mind helps, never panic!!!!!!!!
:tup :tup :tup

 

[nskaran]

 

[tech_genie]

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do
Weeweechu."


Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.


Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the
perfect time," Pedro begged.


"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.


Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."


Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."



Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....










"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year." :luv



MERRY CHRISTMAS ! ! ! !

 

[jenius-jatt]

Nice one

 

[Bapun]

 

[Bapun]

 

[Shivraj]

Nice and Best

 

[Bapun]