Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: 'Nothing.' Wife: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: 'Nothing.' Wife: 'Nothing . . . ? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'