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Jokes of The Day 😁
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RE: JOKES OF THE DAY
A customer looking for buying a parrot & he go in a shop. There were many parrots, but there he found a high cost parrot. He excited & ask the shop keeper, why it is? Shop keeper explain him that if he pull parrot leg then he will say "Namaskar" and if he pull his other leg parrot will say "Namaste". Customer check try both ways. At the end he pull parrot's both leg and parrot says "id*ot, me gir gaya hota na".
Above joke is my top most favourite joke in my life.
A customer looking for buying a parrot & he go in a shop. There were many parrots, but there he found a high cost parrot. He excited & ask the shop keeper, why it is? Shop keeper explain him that if he pull parrot leg then he will say "Namaskar" and if he pull his other leg parrot will say "Namaste". Customer check try both ways. At the end he pull parrot's both leg and parrot says "id*ot, me gir gaya hota na".
Above joke is my top most favourite joke in my life.
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TOILETS OF THE DAY
TOILETS OF THE DAY :lol
TOILETS OF THE DAY :lol
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WHY TENNIS PLAYERS DON'T MARRY?
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LIE DETECTOR
A Dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
His son says "at school Dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" the son says
"What dvd?" asks the Father
"Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a p**no" cries the son.
"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what p**n was" says the Dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps the mom!
Awkward Silence!
A Dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
His son says "at school Dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" the son says
"What dvd?" asks the Father
"Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a p**no" cries the son.
"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what p**n was" says the Dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps the mom!
Awkward Silence!
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