Jokes of The Day 😁

[Justlita22]

 

[Endgame]

जो सदा हँसता रहता है उसको "Hus Mukh" कहते है

और जिसका हंसना हमेशा के लिए बंद हो जाता है, उसको .....

"Hus Band" कहते है

ससुर : आइए दामाद जी आज सुबह सुबह अचानक
कैसे दर्शन दे दिए ??
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दामाद : आपकी बेटी से झगड़ा हो गया था,
वो बोली "जहन्नुम में जाओ "
बस आ गया

Bro, these jokes are supposed to be meant for veterans! You're still on Honeymoon period.

 

[Rajkumar]

 

[Rom1moR]

 

[Justlita22]

Wat an Irony

 

[Rajkumar]

:blush::blush::blush:

 

[Abhi]

:blush::blush::blush:

 

[Rom1moR]

 

[Rajkumar]

A Girl's facebook status:

"Today I travelled in Bus after long time."

Comments On Facebook by female friends with 70 likes:

1. Awww, so sweet..!!!
2. Maybe nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3. Wow, I want to experience it..!!!
4. You went without me..?
5. Wonderful dear..!!!
6. Superlike..
7. Be safe in bus ha...!!!!!

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A Boy's Facebook status:

"Today I travelled in Bus after a long time.."

Comments left by some Male friends with one like...

1. Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2. Bus yahi teri aukat hai.!!
3. Kamine ab auto mein bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..?
4. Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!
5. Usi bus ka conductor bun ja Saale.

And the best one is...

6. Ticket kharida ki nahi bhikhari?

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Girl Uploads a pic with her dog: Meet my dog Punu...

Girl1: Aww punu is so cute.

Girl2: Bahut pyaala dogu hai !

Girl3: haaye, kahan se liya....mere liye bhi dekhna..

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Boy Uploads a pic with his dog: Meet my dog Punu...

Boy1- Bhai Inme se kutta kaun hai?

Boy2- Akhir mein tera bhai mil hi gaya...

Boy3- khud ke khaane ka thikana nahi kutta paalne chala....

BOY4- Katna mat kutte ko....

BOY5- Abe same 2 same lag rahe ho....

 

[Justlita22]