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Joke is OK. But now scientists are exploring the possibilities of beating the speed of light. So, if Einstein is alive now he will not commit suicide, but try to find something new.
 
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kramkumar said:
Joke is OK. But now scientists are exploring the possibilities of beating the speed of light. So, if Einstein is alive now he will not commit suicide, but try to find something new.

Once rajni sent an sms to Einstein . It read E=MC2
 
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1.Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!

2. At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed..!

3. Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called as
"Saints"

But now they are called..
"IT professionals"
 
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Girl: Hi
baby :*
Boy: Hi sweet heart (sending
failed)
Girl: Are you there?? :(
... Boy: Yes yes.. I'm here (sending
failed)
Girl: Are you ignoring me or
what?? :X
Boy: Honey I'm not..i m right here
(sending failed)
Girl: Its over...
Don't you ever talk to me
again !!:mad:
Boy: Damn ! Go to hell.. :mad:
(message send) :O :O :p
 
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Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy

Boy: Koshish Toh Kro

Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy

Boy: Doobara Try Kro

Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga

Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam

Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy

Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro

Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare Gol Gappay Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany.


:D :D :p
 
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Teacher to girl:Why are you late?
Girl: One boy was following me sir.
Teacher: So what?
Girl : The boy was walking very slow sir!





Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
Banta: Who ?
Santa: I don't know how she got my number. She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "Please recharge your card."



Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!




Santa was attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Santa: If you give me the address I will go there sir.



Santa: What is the difference between `complete and finish`?
Banta: When you marry the right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished!




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