Jokes of The Day 😁

[kramkumar]

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Our Admin is getting matured. ( this is not a joke )

 

[Bapun]

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Thanks for guideline bro,and that post is deleted now,sorry.

 

[ssparikshya]

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1)Hoton Pe "Haan"
Hai...
Dil Mein "Naa"
Hain...
Hoton Pe "Haan"
Hai...
Dil Mein "Naa"
Hain ...
Shashi Kapoor
Kehta Hai:
"Mere Paas Maa
Hai ...
"2)Bahaar Aane Se
Pehle Fizaa Aa
Gayii .....
Waah! Waah!..
Bahaar Aane Se
Pehle Fizaa Aa
Gayii .....
Waah! Waah!...
Phool Ko Khilne Se
Pehle Bakri Kha
Gayii .. !!
3)Aatma Chhod
Gayii Shareer
Puraana .....
Waah! Waah!..
Aatma Chhod Gayii
Shareer Puraana ...
..Waah! Waah!...
Didi Tera Devar
Deewana .. !!

 

[kramkumar]

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* A Wife is like a TV * * A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE *

At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE

When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated!

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't

MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

 

[Bapun]

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Dil Sambhal ja Zara ♥
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Phir
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Ice Cream Khane chala hai tu =P
or wo bhi itni sardi mein )

ice cream...? :hehe

 

[mystic]

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Dil Sambhal ja Zara ♥
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Phir
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Ice Cream Khane chala hai tu =P
or wo bhi itni sardi mein )

ice cream...? :hehe

bhai, lagta hai fever jayada hai. Medicine wagerah leke so jao.

 

[Bapun]

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arre haan mystic bhaiya...fever badh gaya h...mummy nee medicine laya tha aur mene lee liya h, avi room mee light band kar k bedp ee pada hun :'(

 

[mystic]

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doctor doctor i have a high fever


hang on i'll get a ladder :rofl

 

[Bapun]

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Teacher: Beta batao Parle G ke packet pe jo Green dot bana hai,

uska matlab kya hai?

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Baccha-'mam iska matlab Parle G online baithe hain..!! x) \m/

 

[ssparikshya]

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good joke, but the actual matter is that is 100%veg so gives green mark
red mark- non veg
green mark - 100% veg