Jokes of The Day 😁

[Sai Jai]

Nice one @Vicky bro .. Especially the last one :d ..

 

[Rahulan Raj]

Nice selections Vicky bro :tup

Expecting everyday

 

[Vicky]

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[Sai Jai]

:shy:d:d:d ..

 

[Rahulan Raj]

Nice jokes Vicky bro

We expect more :luv

 

[Thakur]

'बाबा रामदेव'....
'पतंजलि' की 'ओर' से
एक नया 'बयान' जारी......
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'Google Maps'
'इस्तेमाल' ना करें...
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'स्वदेशी' बनें..
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'पान वाले' से 'रास्ता' पूछें .....

 

[JitendraKumar]

Agar DUM hai to iss Sawaal ka Jawab do

Ek Kutiya ke 2 pille they ek ka name tha Sapun aur dusre ka name tha Apun, Ek din Sapun mar gaya ab batao us kutiya ka doodh kaun piyega ? jawab do hasna mat.

 

[iSK]

Interviewer: Let me check ur
english tell me d opposite of
good.?
Banta: Bad.
Interviewer: Come
Banta: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Banta: Pichhlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLI
Banta: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Banta: Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok now stop all dis
Banta: Ok now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey chup ho
ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Banta: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta
ja.
Interviewer: Arey yaar.
Banta: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out
Banta: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Banta: Oh my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
banta: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
banta: mere bete bolta reh
Interviewer: U are rejected
Banta: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra
ra ra ra hayo rabba!! :d:rofl:d

 

[JoyalHD]

Nice.. :tup

 

[Vicky]

Meaning:In tamilnadu for next 24 hours heavy rain will happen
If any one going in government bus means take the umbrella while travelling,it's Announcing

Meaning:When will send the boat

Because bus is covered by water

Meaning:

For next 3 days may be heavy rain occur

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