Got inspired by the "Hello Tunes now free" post, to share this joke:
Teacher: Give an Example of Active Voice and Passive Voice statement.
Student:
Active Voice: Tere mast mast do nain, Mera dil ka le gaye chaain
Passive Voice: Mera dil ka le gaye chaain, Tere mast mast do nain
Translation: Hindi song in popular movie Dabangg, hence not translating.