Jokes of The Day 😁

[Red]

good share bapun and red bro.

Thanks Dear Devesh!:luv

 

[Devesh]

 

[Devesh]

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[Red]

good collection pics dear devesh!:luv

 

[Devesh]

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[Devesh]

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[Devesh]

Once Soniya,
Manmohan Singh &

Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter,

Soniya drops a 100 Rs Note& says,

"I made one poor Indian happy"

Singh drops two 50 Rs notes& says "I made two poor indians happy"

finally chiddu drops
100 coins of one rupee & says"I made 100 poor indians happy",

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Hearing this the pilot

laughs & says"I will drop down all 3 of you and make 125 crore indians forever happy...

 

[Devesh]

A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE:
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Name:" Girl
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Symbol:" Gl
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Atomic weight:" Don't even dare to ask..
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Physical properties:"
1. Boils at any time,
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2. Melts when handled with love and care,
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3. very bitter when mishandled..
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Chemical properties:
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1. Very reactive,
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2. Highly unstable,
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3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items..
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Nature:"
1. Money reducing agent..
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2. Volatile when left alone..
Occurrence:".
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Mostly found infront of the mirrors..

 

[Johny]

Good joke, but the congress people will get angry.

 

[Devesh]

Good joke, but the congress people will get angry.

but why