Jokes of The Day 😁

[Rajkumar]

 

[somnath chakraborty]

 

[JollyLNB]

Windows 7 interface, Windows XP pop-up. This reminded me of this: Fevicol ad The Free Store, 2014
There are so many Fevicol ads, including the train one in 2002 featuring Katrina when she was hardly 16.
Source: Fevicol latest ads | Fevicol Best TV commercials | Kulzy

 

[Justlita22]

 

[Justlita22]

Honeymoon Package!

Woman goes to travel agent and says, "Honeymoon Ka Sasta Package Hai koi?"

Agent says, "Ji Mam, 50k mein 3N/4D in Bangkok including flight hotel and food."

Woman replies, "Aur Koi Sasta??"

Agent says, "Kashmir 3N/4D all inclusive 35k."

Woman goes, "Isse Bhi koi Sasta?"

Agent replies, "Ji Madam, Ek Special Offer Hai - 10N/11D in London and Paris via Milan, stay in honeymoon suite and complementary chauffeured car. Package is completely free!!!"

Woman is overjoyed and immediately tells him, "Awww my god!!! Yeh Toh incredible offer Hai, Zaroor Kuchh Condition Hogi?"

Agent says, "Jee Madam, Husband Hamari Taraf Se Hota Hai!!!"

 

[Rajkumar]

Hema Malini married a married man.

Shree Devi married a married man.

Raveena Tandon married a married man.

Karisma Kapoor married a married man.

Kareena Kapoor married a married man.

Juhi Chawla also married a married man.

Vidya Balan married a married man.

Sonam Kapoor married a married man.

Lara Dutta married a married man.

Shilpa Shetty married a married man.

Mahima Chaudhary married a married man.

Amrita Arora also married a married man.

Rani Mukherji married a married man.

Bipasha Basu also married a married man.

Sarika married a married man.

Shabana Azmi also married a married man.

Kalki koechlin also married a married man.

Smita Patil also married a married man.

Married Men...smile, you still have chance to be Happy.
You are in demand...experience counts.

 

[JollyLNB]

Sonam Kapoor married a married man.

 

[Rajkumar]

Anand Ahuja.

 

[JollyLNB]

Anand Ahuja.

I know. But he was married before?!

 

[Endgame]

I know. But he was married before?!

I have the same question. Most probably, he wasn't married earlier.
Edit: Also, Siddharth Roy Kapur wasn't married earlier.