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An airplane was about to crash.
There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said ā€œI am Stephen Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I canā€™t afford to die.ā€ So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, ā€œI am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people donā€™t want me to die.ā€ He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, ā€œMy son, I am old and donā€™t have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.ā€
The little boy said, ā€œThatā€™s okay, Your Holiness, thereā€™s a parachute left for you.
Americaā€™s smartest President took my schoolbag.
 
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