Jokes of The Day 😁

[Rajkumar]

Question -
Who is better ?
Wife or sister

Heart touching answer:
Wife's sister

 

[Sumit05]

हद तो तब हो गई जब एक लड़का मैडम से 'May I go to the toilet?' बोलकर फिल्म देखने चला गया।

 

[Rajkumar]

बादाम भिगोए थे
याददाश्त बढ़ाने के लिए,



अब याद नहीं आ रहा ,

रखे कहा थे।

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sorry i dont knw how to explain...this joke in English

 

[Rajkumar]

Hindu married men sending a request to Narendra Modi...

"Sir, woh teen talaak ka matter to clear ho gyaa, Ab woh saat janam wala matter bhi dekh lijiye please."

 

[Rom1moR]

 

[Sagar]

Bad days for engineers:tears:

 

[Rajkumar]

Banta: aapka kutta sher jaisa dikhta hai.
Santa: yeh sher hi hai,
Pyar vyar k chakkar main padkar
Sala kute jaisa dikhta hai.

 

[Sumit05]

Santa calls on customer care.
Santa: Hello
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do!

 

[Sumit05]

Aunty: Aur Beta, Kaise Ho?
Guy: Cancer Hai Aunty... Last Stage.
Aunty: Beta Kabhi Toh First Aaja!

 

[Sumit05]

According to Right to Privacy now wife can't ask...

Where are you?
When will you come?
Whom are you talking to?
What's your program?
Whom are you with?
How much are you earning?

All thanks to Supreme Court. I hope I have understood the judgement correctly!