Above was a joke. Here's my actual ringtone. I am using since last 11 years now. I have tweaked it myself. I use the club mix of the song. I do change my ringtone once in a while but I go back to this one. It's perfect. Loud but not irritating.
Here's my alarm tone.
And my calender tone. To never miss any events or anyone's birthday.
Samsung official ringtone is most soothing. Good ringtone should be for every situation like sleeping, in hurry, in market, silent room, bad mood, upset situations, happy surroundings etc in any environment.