Jokes of The Day 😁

[Jenitkumar]

Guys,

You can post jokes here and have some ROFL moments during the day! Please make sure you follow the below guidelines before posting anything on this thread.

• No Adult Jokes, remember we are a family friendly forum
• No Vulgarity, just imagine a 10 year old kid is reading everything you post here
• No political jokes here, as we have a separate "Political Humor" thread
• Find some good, innovative Jokes and post rather than posting something just for the sake of it.

Have Fun!

 

[ssparikshya]

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good move bro
i was waiting for this:luv

 

[ssparikshya]

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past tens

or past continious
is used

 

[ssparikshya]

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good swimmer

 

[Napster]

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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!


Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya..
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta: sh#t Yaar so close!

Lady Beggar: A bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu.
Santa: 3 din se bhuki h to 1 rupye ka kya karegi?
Lady: Wazan dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai

Santa was kissing A Blank Paper,
Banta: ye kya hai?
Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter.
Banta: but ye to khaali hai,
Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai


Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.
Banta- kya kr ra hai?
Santa- Lassi bna ra hu
Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai
Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.


Nurse Mubarak Ho
Ap k Ghr Beta Peda
Hua He
Santa-Wah G Wah
Kia Technology He
BV Meri Hospital Me He
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua He

Santa Watching Star TV
Break me advertise aya ‘aap dekh rahe he’ Star TV
Santa bola:
in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu

Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai. :rofl:rofl:rofl

 

[ssparikshya]

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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA ..


A few days later he got this reply:




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,


You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.


ThankS

Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."


Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued... .... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga..




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya



You do not meet -----aap to millat hee naheen ho



our requirement ----- humko tum ka jaroorat hai



Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno jaroorat na hee.



No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee jaroorat na hee hai



shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.



Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.



Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.



created by ssparikshya

 

[Napster]

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created by ssparikshya

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl @ verry verry funny yaar :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

[Napster]

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Father : tumhare result ka kya hua?
Son: wo principal ka beta fail ho gaya.
Father: tumhara?
Son: woh major saab ka beta b fail ho gaya.
Father: tumhara kya hua?
Son: woh doctor saab ka beta V
Father: id*ot me asking about yours
Son: To aap kaun se prime minister ho jo aap ka beta paas ho jaayga.
:rofl:rofl

 

[mystic]

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Really ! are you the creator for this......:huh

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA ..
A few days later he got this reply:
........
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

created by ssparikshya

 

[Bapun]

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Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...

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TRAIN kabhi Puncher nahi hoti..
lol.......... :rofl