Fun & Jokes

[Sateesh_Hyd]

Hi All

Let's share the fun and jokes.

FUNNY INTERVIEW[OK HAND SIGN][THUMBS UP SIGN]

Officer : What Is Your Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Tell Me Properly.

Candidate : M Prashanth Sir.

Officer : Your Father's Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : M. Prasad Sir.

Officer : Your Native Place ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate : No, Maddila Palem Sir.

Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : (Angrily)[ANGRY FACE]What Is It ?

Candidate : Metric Pass Sir.

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Money Problem Sir.

Officer : Describe Your Personality ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..

Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.

Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, [DISAPPOINTED BUT RELIEVED FACE]You May Go
Now....

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??

Candidate : My Performance Sir.

Officer : M P. ra

Candidate : [FLUSHED FACE]What Is That Sir. ....??

Officer : Musukoni Po ra ..[POUTING FACE]

Candidate: M P. Sir.

Officer : Now What Is Thissss ????

Candidate: My Pleasure Sir.
[FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][FACE WITH STUCK-OUT TONGUE AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES][FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY]

 

[Sateesh_Hyd]

On the first night, the groom[BOY] had s#x with the bride[PRINCESS] in indian style twice.

He [BOY] was getting ready for the same position for the 3rd time
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she [PRINCESS] asked lets try some other style na...
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Groom shocked

Gathering some courage he asked: which one???????
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She:-
1) NECK-TO-NECK
2) COWGIRL
3) BUG ON A LEAF
4) SIDE RIDER
5) LOLLIPOP
6) BANANA SPLIT
7) STAIDING TIGER
8) LOTUS
9) EXTENDED OTTOMAN
10) UPRIGHT FLIGHT
11) LOVE HUG
12) HOPPING BUNNY
13) FACING STRADDLE
14) RODEO
15) SADDLE STRADDLE
16) STAIRMASTER
17) SEATED LADY
18) DEEP STICK
19) LEAPING FROG
20) LEG GLIDER
21) RUNNING LUNGER
22) THE DRAGON
23) THE STAND AND DELIVER
24) PRETZEL
25) ARM CHAIR
26) TABLETOP
27) GRASS IN THE MEADOW
28) WATERFALL
29) STARIWAY TO HEAVEN
30) SPIN CYCLE
31) SWISS BALL BLITZ
32) THE ELEVATOR
33) THE FACE SITTER
34) SIXTY NINE
35) HOVERING BUTTERFLY
36) THE SPIDER
37) THE FUSION
38) SNOW ANGEL
39) THE X POSITION
40) SPOON FACING
41) GIFT WRAPPED
42) SPORK
43) CRAB s#x
44) BUTTERFLY
45) THE CLIP
46) THE CLOSE-UP
47) THE SEDUCTION
48) CLASSIC WOMEN ON TOP
49) MAGIC BULLET
50) LUST AND THRUST
She: let's do any one these...

[CONFOUNDED FACE][FLUSHED FACE] abt to be unconscious he asked, how do you know about these.., where did you learn all this??????????????
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She: I am from IIN[SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES][WHITE SMILING FACE]

 

[M.J.Sadiq]

We are already having a thread for this but nobody following that. We better need to follow that thread where we already have many fun and jokes..

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