Jokes of The Day 😁

[Maheswar]

 

[GJ mit]

Didn't humanity existed before cycles were invented? Didn't it existed before fuel was discovered? These kind of memes are full of you know what.

Bhai chill ...why so serious. I too didn't go that deep. Lets take it as fun only .

 

[iDJ]

Bhai chill ...why so serious. I too didn't go that deep. Lets take it as fun only .

That was a well analysed joke. Hence gave it a well fitted reply.

 

[iDJ]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1248517438393577472

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[Maheswar]

 

[Rajkumar]

Phichale 2 mahine se hum kaamwali bai hain...
Dhobiwala bhaiya hain...
Panipuri wala bhaiya hai...
Vada pav wala bhi hum hain...
Cake bhi hum hi bake kar rahe hai...
Chef bhi hum ban chuke hai... hain...
Baccho ka haircut ki hum hi kar rahe hai...
Baccho ko pada bhi rahe hain...
Electrician ka kaam bhi kar rahe hai...
Plumber ka kaam bhi karliya...
Parlour ka kaam bhi ghar per hi chal raha hai...
Kapde bhi ghar per hi bana rahe hai...
Face mask bhi khud hi bana liya...
Flower pot main kotambir aur methi bhi uga liya...

Bhai isse jyada Aatmanirbhar hue na...

Tho...Aatma..

Alag....aur Nirbhar...Alag ...ho jaayega...

 

[Sagar]

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[iDJ]

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To be fair he had it coming. Dunno why bad language in Hindi is celebrated so much in youtube. You won't find most English language youtube use as many slangs as these Indian youtubers. They are as bad as Tik Tokers.

 

[Rajkumar]

 

[iDJ]

Dil kehta hai unse mil, dimag kehta hai duty ke baad mil.

Vijay Raaz can make lame jokes funny.